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A Bit Impecunious

For Paul and John's 47-Words Short Story Unofficial Challenge

By Mike Singleton πŸ’œ Mikeydred Published a day ago β€’ 1 min read
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The music is "Money's Too Tight To Mention" by The Valentine Brothers

A Bit Impecunious

This is what I was told. The Yanks drop the letter "u" from words like colour and humour because small ads used to be charged by the letter.

I don't know if it's true. It might be.

It would seem that brevity is sometimes for mercenary reasons.

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  • SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONSabout 2 hours ago

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  • Susan FourtanΓ© about 4 hours ago

    This was fun. :D I think the main reason was laziness.

  • Paul Aaron Domenickabout 6 hours ago

    Very clever. Great post.

  • Andrea Corwin about 15 hours ago

    Haha - maybe and also, to NOT be like Brits - - β€œAmericans dropped the 'u' in words like color and humor primarily due to Noah Webster, the American lexicographer who published the first American dictionary in 1828. He aimed to simplify spelling, make words more phonetic, and establish a distinct American cultural identity separate from Britain.”

  • It would make so much sense if it were true! Fun read though, thank you for sharing!

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