Rankings of various human groups are seem by everyone else.... 2026 ... With zero evidence to back this crap up.

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My sarcastic dark satire of how I feel rankings of various human groups are seen by everyone else.... 2026

Based solely on my own warped and bitter perspective after paying £30 to get into Blackpool Pleasure Beach... By my self... alone...

With zero evidence to back this crap up.

And written on the note pad of my phone, hence all the text mistakes.

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RANK 1: The Highest Rank!

Couples with kids.

Kings and queens of the world.

Pretty much, what we are all told, what we want to be.

(Despite whether that is actually true or not)

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Rank 2: The Second Highest Rank

Couples with no kids.

Whether it is the young couple destined to change their mind.

Or the old couple proving to the world that 'you can love again'

These are the dukes and duchess's of the human race ...

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Rank 3: The Third Highest Rank

Single women who are happy being single...

Knights of the court...

'You Go Girl'

You don't need no one!

(Until you do ...)

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Rank 4: The Plebs

Single women who are romanticly lonely and looking.

The footsoldiers of the economy.

Without your combined mass insecurity... ...nowhere near enough uselessness crap would ever be sold!

Your fear keeps our corporate masters well fed!

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Rank 5: More Plebs

Men who are single and romanticly lonely.

Not as valuable as rank 4 people.

But still vital!

Without you the rank 4 lot would be far less useful to the engines of capitalism.

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Rank 6: ???? Errrr???

Thruples, groups, all other no conversational mixes.

Your not really valued... ...YET!

... But don't go anywhere.

Once we work out how to use your group...

...we will get right back to you..

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Rank 7: The Peasants and Scum!

Random piles of dog shit.

Serial killers.

Human Garbage

And Other rubbish.

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Rank 8: The lowest of all the Low!

Men who are single and happy about it.

Obviously you are no longer "Real Men"....

"Real men" buy more of our worlds products and services.

"Real Men" chase sex and status!

Seriously?

What's the point of you... ...if we can't sell you anything.

Fuck off and die! You useless prick!

Make room for some Real Consumers!

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Second "Mini Story"

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The Universe:...

(Forms consciousness on all planes of existence on billions of galaxies then through the joint power of all beliefs and of all combined sentient perspectives coalesces into self-awareness on a transtemporal singular point.)

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The Universe:

(Having now achieved the means to know itself, through combined experience of the highest angle and demon - down to the lowest single cell form of life.

- through the joint experiences of all things that have ever existed, ever been, ever will be, or that can ever be,

Now looks upon itself.)

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The Universe:

Says to itself...

"Well..."

"This is all more than just a bit..."

"Shit!"

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The Universe:

Being Transtemporial in both power and nature

Then immediately makes Entropy 'a thing' that has always existed to destroy itself.

Loads Entropy up with entropic bullets.

Puts the barrel of Entropy into its mouth.

And pulls the Entropy trigger.

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The Universe:

All THAT effort to know itself...

The whole of everything...

... Just to realise how shit it was.

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