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You Will Go Up!
I love decorating sometimes. I hate it when things go wrong, and I hate getting on ladders. My husband has disabilities that can cause some distressing symptoms, which can cause him to unknowingly hurt me at night. Due to this, I needed a safe space to sleep and somewhere to focus on myself during the day.
By Carol Ann Townend7 days ago in Humor
The Legend of Don Conrado Pt. 6
He stepped back from this curb — our don (or perhaps we could now refer to him as our newfound philosopher?*) — just in the nick of time; for a paceline of cyclists — in some blazing hurry down the narrow bridge adjacent to his person — cursed indignantly in his direction. With one enthusiastic chap (from yonder down the end of the line) hurling the following salutation: “Out of the way, you muppet!” It was as if — in some bizarre foreshadowing from another famous tale** — this one particular high-ranking two-wheeler would’ve run him clean over, and without so much as a second thought; perhaps even (and in good measure) tossing a single circulated one-pound coin at his person and thus fulfilling an ancient prophesy — and, indirectly igniting an uprising in all the cyclists who ruled these here parts in this rendition.
By Delusions of Grandeur 7 days ago in Humor
What Internationally Minded People Want to Eat, Drink, and Watch on Their Last Day
With the specter of war hovering over the planet, we interviewed people on five continents to ask: on their last day alive, what food, drink, and entertainment would they choose?
By Scott Christenson🌴11 days ago in Humor
I Am Your Neighbor From Upstairs, and I’m Tired of Your Noise Complaints
Hello there, neighbor. I met our landlord today, and he greeted me with yet another one of your noise complaints. Why do you keep doing this to me? We had such a good start: remember the first year, when you went on vacation and asked me to feed your cats?
By Sasha Desideri11 days ago in Humor
