Satire
Interview with Dracula . Content Warning.
Today, I interview a bloodsucker who’s mother would be proud! He’s a count, and while not a poet, many great poems and stories have been written about him, and he most definitely knows it. He’s a man who lives forever, and who’s name rhymes with Bracula, and he’s not afraid to cook with a spatula. He’s here to tell us what poems and stories ring true. Some call him a bat out of hell! Others say he’s perfect and doesn’t smell! Let us give a warm welcome to Dracula!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Showdown at the Major Phazer Lazer Tag Emporium
INT. MAJOR PHAZER LAZER TAG LOUNGE - NOT DAY NOT NIGHT It is not day. It is not night. It is the forever florescent neon limbo of the lazer tag emporium. Blacklight and glow in the dark with no windows. Arcade game noise from every direction. Through the vents even. It is the casino of adolescence. If Walt Disney made Blade Runner. Children running and kicking and swinging at each other, snorting icing off mini cupcakes and eating cheese doodles off the floor, with miles of ribbon tickets in their pandemic fists. Zombie employees in neon vests, wading through them, forearms and elbows hover at their torsos above the heads of these unbathed masses, emptying change from machines and scraping gum off the geometric shapes of a carpet laid in 1987.
By Grant Richard3 years ago in Humor
THE FOOD GAME
The Overview. Compered by searing comedians, The Food Game will be the first satirical TV cooking game show. Celebrity contestants will compete in challenges set by Food Bank Judges and Community Kitchens to source, plan, and cook food for various people from various demographics.
By Caroline Jane3 years ago in Humor
The Show is Ending
This pilot starts with cartoon characters. Our main protagonist, Gina Beckett, is a quiet office worker who is very tired, both of her lonely home life and her fellow office workers, who think that quality comedy only consists of farts and gross-out humor. She is so tired that she barely notices everything breaking down around her, or the slight tremors she feels underneath her feet. Then one day, the worker sitting next to her computer, Angelo Samaras, takes one of his shoes off and shoves his foot in her face, asking her if it smells bad. The smell instantly knocks her out and gives her an out-of-body experience.
By Rebecca Patton3 years ago in Humor
The Ultimate Guide to Being a Professional Couch Potato
Introduction: In today's fast-paced world, where everyone seems to be constantly on the go, there is a growing need to slow down and embrace the art of relaxation. Being a professional couch potato is not just about laziness, but rather finding joy and rejuvenation in the simple act of lounging around. In this ultimate guide, we will delve into the secrets of mastering the art of being a couch potato, while adding a touch of inspiration, engagement, and humor.
By Josh Graham3 years ago in Humor
Dreams are Eye Openers. Top Story - July 2023.
It was overwhelming. There was just too much useless stuff I needed to pack in order to catch my flight back to Syracuse, NY in time. How did I accumulate all this junk in one year of college, I thought? I was furiously cramming books, term papers, notebooks, clothes, shoes, toys, candy, Christmas gifts, antiques, kitchen appliances, musical instruments, and lampshades into my variety of carry-on bags, suitcases, and trunks.
By Tina D'Angelo3 years ago in Humor
