Limerick

A Criminal Way To Wealth Meme Limerick
This limerick was inspired by this meme and true events where a two-time loser lying cheating scumbag wasn’t satisfied with just one felony conviction for tax fraud and kept on stealing until he and his co-conspirator were ratted out. It cost him a fortune to stay out of prison and once his profit center disappeared, his business went belly up. There are indeed serious consequences when you're busted, disgusted and can't be trusted.
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guyabout a year ago in Poets
Sausage Party
You invited me Promised it was a party No sausage here please This is for Matthew Fromm's Bad Movie Review Challenge thing:
By Atomic Historianabout a year ago in Poets
A Too Good To Be True? Meme Limerick
And if she is a nymphomaniac that loves sports and is a great cook, she is every man's (wet)dream come true. Of course, it wouldn't hurt is she came with a seven-figure dowry too.
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guyabout a year ago in Poets
Verses of the Soul
Poetry is an ancient art form, yet it remains a vibrant and evolving medium in contemporary society. Modern poets continue to push boundaries, experiment with language, and express the complexities of the human experience. This article delves into the world of modern poets, exploring their unique voices, themes, and the impact they have on readers and the literary landscape.
By Sazeeb Chowduryabout a year ago in Poets
A Masturbation Conversation Limerick. Content Warning.
This "touchy" topic was the subject of what has come to be called the greatest half hour sitcom episode ever – Seinfeld’s The Contest. If it was ok for primetime television, then it's OK for limericks...actually it's popular with limericks.
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guyabout a year ago in Poets
A Sarcasm Meme Limerick
Sarcasm refers to the use of words that mean the opposite of what you really want to say, especially in order to insult someone, or to show irritation, or just to be funny.
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guyabout a year ago in Poets
I met a man in a limerick
He looked like an upper-class young man from the South Yet he sounded more like a salt-of-the-earth Scouse In greeting, his gnarled hand felt like sandpaper
By Pitt Griffinabout a year ago in Poets
On healing in gallant echoes
I ponder over the hues of the zealous beauty of the sky, In the yonder of nothingness, time in its mirth passes by. The heavens and the earth, the kindness and the ugliness both coincide with their fate,
By Hridya Sharmaabout a year ago in Poets
Catharsis. Top Story - October 2024. Content Warning.
The blade’s silver glint caught my eye With each slice, a soft, muffled sigh My fingers trace the crimson streams Salted grief, down my cheeks, they gleam
By Dharrsheena Raja Segarranabout a year ago in Poets
The man who joined vocal
There once was a man who joined vocal after seeing he could win a boat full He tapped out some poetry Sniffed at it knowingly
By Ashley McMahonabout a year ago in Poets
An Old Man's Sensory Lament
I still think that my tastebuds work well, But I can’t smell so I can’t really tell. I don't hear very much. I guess I'm losing my touch...
By Joel Kravitz The Limerick Guyabout a year ago in Poets
Sunshine
Driving Radio on Another poem Another stupid line Because you are my sunshine The thing that keeps me from losing my mind
By Atomic Historianabout a year ago in Poets