Sarcasm
Lunar Vuitton: Why Space Needs Fashion More Than Oxygen
“One small step for man, one fierce strut for mankind.” – Naomi Armstrong (probably) Friends, readers, celestial wanderers… we must address the glaring oversight in modern space exploration: the complete and utter lack of fashion-forward thinking beyond our stratosphere.
By The Pompous Postabout an hour ago in Humor
You Will Go Up!
I love decorating sometimes. I hate it when things go wrong, and I hate getting on ladders. My husband has disabilities that can cause some distressing symptoms, which can cause him to unknowingly hurt me at night. Due to this, I needed a safe space to sleep and somewhere to focus on myself during the day.
By Carol Ann Townenda day ago in Humor
Rankings of various human groups are seem by everyone else.... 2026 ... With zero evidence to back this crap up.
. My sarcastic dark satire of how I feel rankings of various human groups are seen by everyone else.... 2026 Based solely on my own warped and bitter perspective after paying £30 to get into Blackpool Pleasure Beach... By my self... alone...
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi7 days ago in Humor
The World Is on Fire, But My Freezer’s Been Stockpiling Since 2017
📦 Section 1: Frozen Time Capsules – A Love Letter to Foods That Shouldn't Be Alive There comes a moment in every adult’s life when you open your freezer, stare into the icy abyss, and realize you’ve been harboring culinary fugitives from the past.
By The Pompous Post11 days ago in Humor
Established in 1842: Why Everything is Older Than You Thought.
There was a time, long ago... roughly 2007, when businesses were content to simply exist. You sold bagels, you put a sign on the door, and that was that. No origin myth. No fake Latin motto. No logo featuring an eagle wearing monocles. But those days are long gone.
By The Pompous Post13 days ago in Humor
A Man Gets a Lobotomy:
PITTSBURGH, PA – In a daring act of self-improvement and patriotic devotion, local man Johnny “JD” Dangerfield, 47, voluntarily underwent a full frontal lobotomy this Tuesday, citing his desperate need to “truly believe America is great again.”
By Meko James 15 days ago in Humor
Two Grumpy Old Men Solve the Problem. Top Story - March 2026.
Marty and Steve were two grumpy old men who lived together. They had known each other for years. Marty had been a bachelor all his life. Steve said it was because no one could stand to ever live with him. Marty’s standard reply was “Well, you are, so what sort of a moron does that make you!”
By Calvin London20 days ago in Humor
